Phrases and tribulations

Blog Prompt: Give us an example of your voice. What phrases do you say a lot? Do you use them in your writing as much as you do vocally or do you "clean up" your writing?
In an effort to answer this one honestly I made some calls. First to my mother who said she could not recall any expressions or phrases that I used a lot but would call or email if she did remember any. Next was to my sister, Bug, who did say I used Turdbutt to describe Indiana all the time. I had to explain that was a word and not a phrase. She swears there are some that I use quite frequently although she could not recall what they were. She, too, will call if she remembers them.

I think it is save to say though, that I write as if I were talking and do not feel the need to “clean up” my writing, other than spelling, punctuation and general typographical errors, like leaving a word out. I will update this post, should I get a call from mom or Bug.

UPDATE: Okay just got a call from mom and it appears that there are, at least, somw phrases I use frequently:

1. Why does he get a wild hair up his butt?
2. You've got another think coming. (yes that is what I say, not thing)
3. What part of NO do you not understand?

Would I use any of this in writing or scrapbooking? Possibly if it was appropriate to what I was writing or scrapbooking about.