Santa Looked Like the Cat

Santa looked like the Cat
 Or the Cat looked like him.
 It's not the way I had him pictured,
 Santa was a' much too thin.
 He didn't come down the chimney,
 So Pan must have let him in.
 Santa looked a lot like the Cat
 Or the Cat looked a lot like him.

Well, he thought I was fast a' sleepin',
 He thought that I was tucked in bed.
 He never thought I'd come a' peepin',
 Or that I'd hear what was said.
 Santa put his paw around Pan,
 And Pan put his arm around the Cat.
 So if Santa Claus ain't the Cat,
 Then I'm a gonna tell on them.

[Chorus:]
 Santa looked like the Cat,
 Or the Cat looked like him.
 It's not the way I had him pictured,
 Santa was a' much too thin.
 He didn't come down the chimney,
 So Pan must have let him in.
 Santa looked a lot like the Cat
 Or the Cat looked a lot like him.

I never saw Dancer or Prancer,
 I never heard the sleigh bells ring.
 An' I never saw the Red Nosed reindeer,
 Like they show on the TV screen.
 But he sure brought a lot of Screams,
 So Santa Claus, he must have been.
 And Santa looked a lot like the Cat
 Or the Cat looked a lot like him.

The holidays are a time for enjoying photo moments with the cat. Especially when he really doesn't want to be wearing a Santa hat nor having his photo taken with it on. But after chewing on my shoes all day, turnabout is fair play.