As if that is going to happen. He annoys me, I annoy him and we both win. He was quite amusing the other day when he wanted Me to pet him. I was leaning on the bed watching Pan play his game before I had to go finish up dinner. Cat decided I needed to pet him. Not hardly likely. He kept trying to sneak up under my chin and I kept headbutting him away. Finally he plopped down on the bed like he was tired of trying.
Next thing I knew he was stretching. Such a tired kitty, but what he actually was doing was pulling himself closer and closer to be petted. Before long he was nearly where he wanted to be and the timer went off and I left. Poor baby.